tinder handshake


while on an internet induced romantic interlude, it is standard practice to provide oral stimulation of the external -n-l sphincter. often used as a greeting or to finalize an agreement.

failure to provide or rejecting of said stimulation is considered rude or uncouth.

origin: (old english) it is believed that the oral stimulation of the -n-l sphincter was first done by warriors who greeted each other to show that they had no hidden weapons.
bro 1: eww, she actually ate yo -ss?
bro 2: yea man. that’s just how people shake hands on tinder… that’s why they call it a “tinder handshake”.
while on an internet induced romantic interlude, it is standard practice to provide oral stimulating the external -n-l sphincter.
bro 1: eww, she actually ate yo -ss?
bro 2: yea man. that’s just how people shake hands on tinder… that’s why they call it a “tinder handshake”.

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