Tinder shape shifter
(n) a very fat or large girl on tinder who uses a very flattering profile picture to lure men (or women) in. the ruse often goes undiscovered until a further perusing of the profile after a match is made. some may choose to unmatch, or will feel to guilty to do so. tinder shape shifters, when matched, will often message their potential mates first.
man 1: “dude check this new tinder match out, she’s hot as h-ll!”
man 2: “look closer at her profile my friend, she is actually a tinder shape shifter”
man 1: “nooooo! how did you know this?”
man 2: “because…i too have matched with her”
-both hang heads in shame-
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