tinder surprise
meeting up with someone you matched with on tinder. however they are the not the person you expect and end up being twice your age with no front teeth.
john: met up with a match from tinder the other day
ben: what was she like?
john: he was 50 and was wearing his birthday suit. it was a tinder surprise alright!
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