tinder trophy
(n.) a person with whom one has matched on tinder, but lives so far away that one could never hope to physically meet him or her.
jim: d-mn, did i show you this brenda chick i matched with on tinder? look at those bewbs.
tim: check the mileage, bro, she’s from kentucky, you live in la.
jim: oh, well…-screenshot-…tinder trophy.
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