Tinderising
to use the app “tinder” to successfully talk a guy/girl into a date. once this point has been reached, then your date has been sufficiently tinderised.
can be used in the context of when a person you are talking to on tinder suddenly disappears off the face of the planet (which is somewhat inevitable), you can send them a message similar to: “so are you too busy tinderising someone else to bother replying..?”
friend: “hey what are you up to?”
me: “shhh! i’m busy tinderising this really hot guy!!”
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