tinderitis


(n) the harmful side effect of incessant use of the smartphone app – tinder. often diagnosed by a flat battery, blowing your data allowance or a ruined index finger or thumb tendon.
had to give up my smartphone this month. got tinderitis in my finger from too much swiping looking for birds.

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