Ting Iz
a simple way of imitating idiots who use “thing is” far too often in casual conversation. more commonly used to just straight annoy others.
best used in a semi-ridiculous high pitched voice.
example 1:
keith: “jay, are you coming to the dining hall or not?”
jay: “shut up dude, the ting iz i just ate easy mac. ting iz bring me back some vanilla soft serve though..”
example 2:
paul: “i’m sorry my final is overdue. can i have an extension until…”
professor (interrupting rudely): “the thing is paul, you pulled this same move with the mid-term so the answer is no.”
paul: “ting iz, you suck dude.”
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