Tinki Monster


the shaft, main vein, c-ck without b-lls, d-ck, or more commonly known as p-n-s. typically used when referring to peeing, as the word tink means to pee… so tinki monster is the monster that pees… a.k.a. your d-ck.
“hey dude, i gotta go tink!” he shouted, drunk, with a firm grip on his tinki monster.

“i shoved my tinki monster right inside of her!”

dad yells… “quit tuggin’ on yer tinki monster and come to dinner!”

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