tiny cars
a superior race of automobiles from te future.
they go brrrmmm brrrmm…. and cast fear into all who see them.
1: hey, look..a tiny car
2: shut up, you balloonadoo!
1: what does that mean?
2: no… if you want to know that, searc it at the stop, -ss hat.
1: ok
ok ok ok ok ok calm clam. tiny cars are cool
2: yeah i know, so?
1: im… just..saying y’know.. they’re cool.
$%£$%^£%$%: im here for no reason
1: go away
%$£%£$%$”£: no
2: yes
%%$£%£$^$^%£^^$^$: im his friend
4: wh–re you?
2: i dont know, who are you?
$”%£$”%$^^$%^%$634u89t748957578976795795: caps lock is cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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