Tiny Heart Syndrome
noun \ˈtī-nē ˈhärt ˈsin-ˌdrōm also -drəm \
severe clinical condition in which the affected does not have the resolve to complete a task that has become mildly to moderately challenging. often seen when one attempts physical activity or a mentally taxing task like texting whole words or adding without a calculator. the only known cures for ths are forced toughening activities (i.e. barefoot 25 mile road marches, playing tag with porcupines, 10 mile runs at a 7 mile/min pace in a minefield, stealing food from a pride of hungry lions, chewing aluminum foil etc.)
“where is mike? “
“his tiny heart syndrome kicked in and he crashed on a log with a bag of cheetos.”
“wtf? we’ve been walking 5 min. we just left the parking lot.”
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