tiny poof
an animal that appears great in size, but, once you touch it, is actually very small and only appears so large because it has a great deal of fur. like a pom pom, but alive, and, also, not at all.
father: your rabbit is a lot bigger than you said it was
-picks up rabbit-
father: ah, this creature is entirely composed of fur
daughter: told you; my rabbit is a tiny poof.
father: your rabbit is a lot bigger than you said it was
-picks up rabbit-
father: ah, this creature is entirely composed of fur
daughter: told you; my rabbit is a tiny poof.
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