tiont
the sound of someone having something stolen, often from their pocket i.e- wallet(usually appearing in comic book sound bubbles, or on cartoon shows, also in the oldskool batman sound bubbles)
“so i was standing in this dense crowd, when ‘tiont!’….some -sshole jakked my wallet…so i shunted him to the wall.”
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