tip bird
a bird that perches on the tip of a man’s p-n-s. used to talk about people that are on your nuts or won’t leave you alone.
fred- “yo james you owe me 20 bucks, dont forget, don’t forget for real man. for real”
james- “i’ll getchu man! stop being such a tip bird. stop perching for real”
people who hang about looking for things to pick up.petty bin watchers. smoke bludgers.
we walked through the park trying to avoid the tip bird.
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