Tip Profiler
someone who checks up on the size of the gratuity left by another person in a restaurant, bar, etc. to make sure that person didn’t short change the waiter.
i picked up the tab at the bar. when i was looking away, one of my freinds grabbed my credit card slip to make sure i had left a big enough tip. so i said, “dude, you’re a tip profiler? you just tip profiled me!? next time you’re paying a-hole!”
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