Tiplash
tiplash: when in the act of avoiding a hit to the nuts, you get hit in the d-ck, the the force of bring hit in the d-ck carries on to the b-lls.
simulating a hit to the nuts
dude: hey did that hit your nuts?
you: nah it only hit my d-ck.
— a few seconds p-ss —
you: ahhh, f-ck me
dude: what i thought it only hit your d-ck
you: tiplash!!! -drops to ground-
when one helicopter-d-ck’s too hard and experiences wiplash of the d-ck.
i was trying to impress my girlfriend last night by doing the helicopter d-ck, and i got a bad case of tiplash.
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