troglobyte
the pathetic amount of data allowed to subscribers of satellite internet service. known for its cavemanlike quality, sophistication and stone age data tranfer rates.
max: dude, wanna play modern warfare online?
mo: shiz bra i cant. ive got satellite, all i have is one troglobyte of access left.
max: dude, it sucks to be you.
mo hanging his head in shame: for real.
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