tipping the valet
whenever a hooker has a string of -n-l beads ripped violently from her -ss, she may p–p a bit.
john wanted to prove he was an animal in their first encounter, so he bit the string and yanked on anna’s -ss beads like he was cranking a john deere. he came up with gobs of sh-t on his face…anna was guilty of tipping the valet.
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