Tiptoe Bacon


a large woman wearing highheels. mostly seen in danceclubs, parties, or weddings.
dude 1. “man! check out all the cattle on the dancefloor!”

dude 2. “holy sh-t! your right! theres a lot of tiptoe bacon out there”

jeff- “hey chris! check out that tiptoe bacon trying to balance herself in those shoes! “she looks like a tightrope walker”

chris-“holy sh-t, look out! ! shes heading to the dancefloor!”

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