tired old queen
a formerly fabulous person who’s fallen on hard times, a realisation of one’s current haggard nature
*getting home at 4am after partying all night and looking in the mirror at myself, noticing how the glitter clumps in the wrinkle lines now, how the skin hangs around a gaunt frame, how the eye bags do sag* “look at you, tired old queen” *fade to black* ~~~
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