tired-on
an erection that results from being tired or half asleep, as opposed to resulting from s-xual arousal.
also known as eight o’clock c-ck or early morn horn, a tired-on most commonly occurs when waking up in the morning, and may be the body’s way of inhibiting bed wetting.
i fell asleep on the bus. when we arrived i couldn’t stand up because people would have clocked my tired-on.
this is a nice cup of tea darling, yawn, what time is it? would you mind joysticking my tired-on a little for me?
i had such a tired-on, i had to sit down and bend it to have a wee.
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