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• Tissemand

  danish word for d-ck, only used by old boring teachers. and by young people to make fun of the old boring teachers. tisse = pee mand = man teacher: and then the boy inserts his “tissemand” into the girl’s v-g-n-, student: omg, he’s so oooooold.

• Tittyballin'

  the female waist-up equivalent of freeballing or going commando when aimee drinks mad dog 20/20, she’ll most -ssuredly be t-ttyballin’ in no time.

• Tittywampus

  any circ-mstance or condition by which a woman’s br–sts are knocked askew, rendering them out of balance, lopsided, asymmetrically distorted or otherwise visually unappealing in appearance and presentation. honey, please adjust your négligée! your b–bs look all t-ttywampus. one is hanging out the side and the other is spilling over the top!

• TOOed

  an adjective to describe when you are way too f-cked up you can also use it as a verb to describe doing something f-cking awesome ex 1: you are tooed ex2: you just tooed this sh-t out of that soccer ball.

• Topcoat Candy

  the cr-ppy candy you put on top of the bowl for trick-or-treaters on halloween so the good candy is leftover. some of examples of topcoat candy are jellyfruits, pretzels, stale candy from previous holidays, generic “handmade” caramels.

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