Tittywampus
any circ-mstance or condition by which a woman’s br–sts are knocked askew, rendering them out of balance, lopsided, asymmetrically distorted or otherwise visually unappealing in appearance and presentation.
honey, please adjust your négligée! your b–bs look all t-ttywampus. one is hanging out the side and the other is spilling over the top!
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