Tispt
the sound you make when you go to sit down but the chair is farther away from your -ss than you antic-p-ted, or not even there, so you do a full falling spasm.
person 1: ‘oh look, a chair.’
-starts to sit down-
-person 2 pulls the chair away-
person 1: ’tispt.’ -falls over-
person 2: ‘ahahahahaha.’
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