Tissemand
danish word for d-ck, only used by old boring teachers. and by young people to make fun of the old boring teachers.
tisse = pee
mand = man
teacher: and then the boy inserts his “tissemand” into the
girl’s v-g-n-,
student: omg, he’s so oooooold.
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