tissue-mellons
’tissue-mellons’ is a phenomenon generally recoursed by small breasted girls with insufficient capital to undergo a breast cosmetic surgery. such girls, striving to boost their self-confidence, wad layers of tissue paper in the bra until a form of cleavage is somewhat contrived. more often than not, this practice ends up exacerbating the whole situation. this is beacuse when the tissue-melloned female proceeds to carnal knowledge, the man’s first reactions at the bare pigeon-t-ts, may have considerable negative effects on the self-esteem of the former – possibly goading the girl to add more tissue-paper the next time she goes out. the ’tissue-mellons’ is a vicious cycle.
example 1
mary: hurry up the taxi is here! the party starts in 15 minutes!
sue: f-ck! why are we out of toilet paper on a sat-rday night?!
mary: come on let’s go! you can tissue-mellons your b–bs later!
sue: f-cking t-ts!!
example 2
john: did you bang that chick yesterday?
peter: yeah dude. i took her to my place and guess what?! she was tissue-melloned! but i f-cked her anyways.
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