Tissue Test
1) the process by which women rate “weepy” films. the more it makes them cry, be it through sadness, relief, happiness or just because someone had a cute face, the higher the film will rank.
2) the process by which men rate p-rnographic films. the more it makes them -j-c-l-t-, be it through domination, bondage, bukkake or just because someone had a cute -ss, the higher the film will rank.
1) “oh my g-d, you so have to watch marley and me, it’s like a five on the tissue test!”
2) “oh my g-d, you so have to watch lesbian f-ckwh-r-s, it’s like a five on the tissue test!”
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