tit monster


the elderly woman with the over-inflated basketb-lls under her blouse that sits on the bench in public square (in wilkes-barre, pennsylvania) that tries to coerce pedestrians into buying a dirty comb for 10 cents.
t-t monster: -in a gravelly voice- hey. wanna buy a comb?
someone who absolutely loves having their t-ts sucked. so much so they go into with drawl from lack of sucking. t-t hickeys are readily accepted.
yea this girl i hooked up with last night was such a t-tmonster and i did not complain one bit.
one who possesses the characteristics displayed by the original t-tmonster.
full name: t-tusmonsterus
further observations must be conducted until a more thorough definition can be provided.
karin: hey timur!
timur: oh my, you’re such a t-tmonster.

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