tit-scan


a name you call someone who is completely incompetent and ridiculous, and idiotic. you are in essence calling someone a mammogram, which is also ridiculous. this is a term that can be used very often, in many situations.

in addition to being an insult, it can also be used as a friendly greeting among buddies or co-workers.

this term will give your friends a good laugh if used with sincerity, as in the examples below.

t-t-scan may also be modified to:
t-t-scanner (noun)
t-t-scanned (past tense verb)
t-t-scanning (being verb)
“shut up you lil’ t-t-scan!!!”

“you are such a lil’ t-t-scan!”

“hey t-t-scan! let’s go to lunch and hold hands.”

“yeah, i dumped him, he was such a t-t-scan.”

“you t-t-scanning b-tt-face! get out of here!”

“your uncle roy’s new wife is such a t-t-scanner. get her outa the family tree quick.”

“stop t-t-scanning and get your head back in the game.”

“she totally t-t-scanned you my friend.”

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