Tit Stew
a wholesome, nutritious stew best served all the time. it is comprised of menstrual juices of norweigan virgins, along with grade a+ siberian thunder t-t. by bringing the juices to a boil, simply chop the thunder t-ts up to 1/8 inch thick pieces and let simmer for 18 hours. when thunder t-t slices prune up and the nipple secret a yellowish white liquid do not be alarmed this is just rancid t-t milk, the t-ts are now done. next, preheat oven to 10 degrees celsius…. now take the t-ts out of the menstrual juices and place in baking pan with two cans of cream of c-nt and add breadcrumbs, bake in oven for 2 min. and 16.3 seconds, remove and serve… goes good with a tw-t and tonic.
hey mom! where is the left over t-t stew?
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