tit tickles
an illegal fetish act performed by morbidly obese women who dump insects on sleeping homeless womens br–sts. this urge will b experienced at a very early age and cause over eating. typically the act is performed in large cities and homeless shelters.
“ugh my mom is so fat she is always talkin bout t-t tickles its creepy”
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