Titanic boner
someone who gets aroused at the slightest thing. but unfortunatly cannot maintain an erection for more than four seconds. they tend to be people who shout out “p-rn” every time they see visable flesh other than the face. this happens because they are so s-xually frustrated that they find even the slightest thing erotic.
also see ben oldham impotentand townie
matthew: p-rn!!
normal person: huh? its a picture of a duck.
matthew: but it’s so h-rny.
abe: you t-tanic b-n-r.
ben oldham: -cries- that offends me, what’s wrong with horse rape?
a b-n-r that flops and inverts on its maiden voyage
jimmy:first… s-x… is… grrreat
jill: huh what the…
both look at his d-ck
jimmy: its gone t-tanic
it has completely inverted
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