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small, invisible rodent that leads what one imagines is an idyllic existence in the ample cleavage of beautiful ladies.
gordon: i’d love to be nigella lawson’s t-tmouse.
a t-tmouse is a very small insectivorous bird that come from the family paridae and are only found in the northen hemisphere and africa.

the name t-tmouse is attested from the 14th century, composed of the old english name for the bird, mase (proto-germanic -maison) and t-t, denoting something small. the spelling was influenced by mouse in the 16th century.
“what the h-ll is that on my window ledge?”
“don’t worry dude, chill, its just a t-tmouse.”
a short, pet-te woman with very large br–sts (noun)
dolly parton is the queen t-tmouse.
1. a person with an extreme s-xual fixation or preference for large br–sts.

2. a man who focuses on the br–sts during s-x. a mammaphiliac.

see also: t-t fiend.
“joe would live in her cleavage if he could. he is a total t-tmouse.”
small northamerican song bird.
the other day i was hunting in my backyard and shot a t-tmouse right out of the tree!
a mouse with gigantic t-ts. a mouse is a small, brown, furry rodent – this type has a large pair of human br–sts on it’s chest (think pamela anderson meets mrs frisby).
look at the rack on that t-t mouse.
1. a varied number of small insect-eating songbirds, found in woodland areas throughout the world.

2. busht-t, willow t-t.

3. a phrase that when uttered in the presence of a conservative, esp. a tea bagger, may cause mild distress and an uncontrollable batting of the ears. when left untreated, the affection may lead to a condition known as libergenditis.
note: an american species, the black-capped chickadee can be found throughout the back-woods and rolling hills of the deep southern states and west virginia. a particularly active species has been spotted frequenting small city centers, infesting the eaves of buildings e.g., town halls, churches and a food distribution center known as the piggluh wiggluh.

jimbo: “i cant stop itchin so jeff”

jefferson: “could be that yer allergic ta them birds over yonder in them ther rafters.”

jimbo: “wat, a lil’ ol’ ‘t-t mouse’?”

jefferson: “could be… now stop yer fidgetin’ an hold that ladda steady.”

jimbo: “jeff?”

jefferson: “whuats that jimbo?

jimbo: “whycome they gotta put church bells so high?”

jefferson: “ye got me thar ol’ jim…”

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