titometer
a mental gauge that every man has that is used to measure the presence br–sts in any situation. it may also be used to measure the quality of br–sts.
1.
“dude this party is b-tchin'”
-what is your t-tometer reading at?
“after the busty volleyball team got here, i think it may have broken. so i’d say the t-tometer is reading just past t-tillating.”
-i am on my way!
2.
i liked that girl, but she barely affected the t-tometer.
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