Tits-Donkey


a mysterious, immortal donkey with a single large breast where its face would normally be. its origins are unknown, but it is known to obstruct p-ssages. the only way to get past it is for a member of the group to engage it by playing sudoku so that everyone else may p-ss.
“d-mn it, there’s a t-ts-donkey up ahead. now what?” said bill.
“let’s turn back. i f-cking hate sudoku,” replied jim.

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