Tits like hoovers
when a females br–sts have gone so far south its like they have been sucked on by a hoover for a extended pairod of time. the br–sts are normaly repulsive and have extra large nipples.
carl said he’s wife has t-ts like hoovers!
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adaptation of some p-rn star’s name. result of drunkenness, p-rn, and dyslexia. i heard tk pounds it like 5 times a day.
- TMET
shortcut for “too much emotional today”. used mostly by girls. “i feel like i´m going to burst with excitement and then cry from desperation, its just crazy. tmet really!”
- to becks
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- tofurfucken
a traditional vegetarian thanksgiving dish; consists of tofu turkey (tofurkey) stuffed with tofu duck (tof-ck); served with a smug smirk of “aren’t-we-better-than-the-meat-eaters” carnivore: “what do your people do for the entree at thanksgiving dinner?” vegetarian: “well, since we don’t eat death? you know? ummm, we eat tofurf-cken.” carnivore: “you’re so lame.”