tits machine


an awesome vehicle. a behemoth in spirit but not necessarily in size.
the greatest car/plane/boat/thing you have ever driven.
the b52 was a real t-ts machine!

nissan skyline, now that’s a t-ts machine!

my cousins boat is a t-ts machine!

the neighbours kid has this fisher price push-kart that is a real t-ts machine!

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  • Tits O'Clock

    a topless gathering of friends which may occasionally result in complete loss of clothing, pizza ordering, and s-x. t-ts o’clock may occur on any day at any time, usually on short notice. lesbian and bicurious encounters are typically involved. last night’s t-ts o’clock ended in an accidental orgy. whoops! welcome to college.

  • tits of leisure

    man b–bs. created when a man is lazy, doesn’t work out and probably eats too much fast food. men with t-ts of leisure should consider wearing a bro. see also moobs. gregory should not wear such tight shirts because his t-ts of leisure are so out of control. josh may want to think about hitting […]

  • titted on

    to be so defiled that to be t-tted on is the only thing in the world that is worse than being sh-t on. i sh-t on that kid in cod4 so bad i think i t-tted on him.

  • titter tots

    tiny b–bs mary’s -ss made up for her t-tter tots talking about children whats the t-tter tot about? – a young male child who’s waste line is larger than his height, and that also possesses b–bs with a cup size no smaller than a b-cup you’re to slow you d-mn t-tter tot

  • titty taint

    the sp-ce where the breast meets the chest. a t-tty’s undercarriage g-d d-mn, i need to change my bra, my t-tty taints are all sweaty! the sp-ce where the breast that meets the chest. a t-tty’s undercarriage. g-d d-mn, i need to change my bra, my t-tty taints are all sweaty!


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