Tits Mcgee

otherwise known as the young adult dakota turner. very good looking, will attempt to shut you down in every way possible.
yo, did you hang out with t-ts mcgee today?
nah, he was too busy playing destiny.
dang, that’s too bad, he’s really good looking.
a nickname for a woman with good sized b–bs.
two guys see a woman on her daily jog. one of them shouts “hey, t-ts mcgee why don’t you come by later?”

in response the woman says “in your dreams.” and ignores them.
the girl who wears low cut tops and push up bras to volleyball games. she is so sweet (and b–balicious) no one minds.
good hit, t-ts mcgee. now our team will surely win! t-m-g! t-ts gets the hits!
what you call a girl (or boy) with big b–bs.
“hey t-ts mcgee, how can you see over them mountains?!”
a woman with very huge b–bs. or a woman who shows alot of cleavage or is known for her b–bs. men love this woman. she is also known as miss mcgee.
“dude did you see t-ts mcgee? man i just wanna play with those juicy melons!”
the chick in your group with the biggest t-ts and loves to show them off.
look here comes t-tsmcgee, we’ll have something to stare at tonight
is a term used to describe a girl with abnormally large br–sts, generally they are so m-ssive that the subject becomes known more for their chest then the rest. there are various stages of being a “t-ts mcgee” but ultimately it ends with the girl being seen as a walking set of funbags.

this inevitably will allow the subject to gain great control over her male subjects by using them as mind control devices. if the “t-ts mcgee” feels like her chesty powers are becoming weak and feels like she is lacking attention she will post photos on social media of her wearing as little as possible, this will attract huge interest and will re-energise her power.
a “t-ts mcgee” should never be trusted around your male partner as she will no doubt use her m-ssive -ssets to lure them in, this is due to a chemical deficiency in the male brain to see past the 2 lumps of fat that hang of a woman’s chest, and cloud the vision of the sk-nk that stands behind them.
“why am i slaving to my girlfriend?, haha dude your under the spell of t-tts mcgee” or
“oh wow look at those picturesque mountains, ummm wait that’s just t-ts mcgee lying on her back” or
girl 1: “hey amy how’s things with your man?”
girl 2 : “not good he wont stop talking to t-ts mcgee”
girl 1: “doesn’t she have a boyfriend?”
girls 2 ” yeah but she is a little hussy”
woman with naturally large br–sts that insists on squeezing them into low cut shirts from the junior section.
sally: hey, ralph! do you like the shirt i found at old navy? there was only one left, and thank g-d, it was a small… just my size!

ralph: yeah, fits you perfect, t-ts mcgee.

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