tits-pervert

the old man who works at sams club that only looks at your br–sts.
joy: “oh look t-ts-pervert is working today”
description: a desperate, lonely middle-aged man who becomes aroused whilst listening in on private conversations between uninterested local females at the pub.
typical habitat: the t-tspervert will attempt unsuccessfully to join a private conversation between much younger females at the local pub. this results in aggression and verbal abuse from said females, although this is not always a successful deterrant (see below).
behaviour: generally irritating, the t-tspervert will attempt to gain the attention of surrounding females by offering drinks repeatedly, depite constant knock-backs and, eventually, torrents of verbal abuse.
can also be seen circling the pool table in a far-too-tight t-shirt, displaying foul man-b–bs, beer-gut and bald spot in an attempt to attract women young enough to be his daughter. t-tspervert does not appear to realise that this is likely to induce vomiting in said females.
t-tspervert:”evening ladies, i noticed some accidental breast fondling going on over here. can i buy you all a drink (so i can sit at your table and oggle your ample mamories)?”
local girls: “f-ck off, t-tspervert!”