Tittlywonking
the act of defecating on a painter’s palette and the dipping your toes in and then using them to finger paint on your lovers body.
jim: awh dude!!! wtf.. your gf smells like sh-t… dude what is all over her??
frank: we were “t-ttlywonking” last night relaxz.
jim: oh… i wasn’t aware you guys were that serious.
frank: yeah i think she might be the one.
jim: for realz… nice. alright lets hurry or were gunna miss
church.
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