titty bear


a name you’d call your girlfriend, wife, female prost-tute lover, or mistress if she accepts it and thinks it’s a cute way of showing affection.

origin:

replace “teddy” in the word “teddy bear” with “t-tty”(meaning a woman’s breast) and you get “t-tty bear!”
ex1. so t-tty bear, shall we make love tonight?

ex2: little boys sleep with teddy bears, but big boys sleep with t-tty bears!
pr-nounced same as teddy bear.

a toy bear that one f-cks instead of masturbating. often an old toy used as a disguise to hide s-x toys.
guy 1: what a f-g! still sleeps with a doll!!
guy 2: its my t-tty bear, i hide my pocket p-ssy in it
when br–sts become cuddle toys as a woman sleeps.
kat can’t sleep unless she is holding her t-ttybears
an awesomely amazing friend with insanely large t-ts making it extremely fun to cuddle with sorta like a teddy bear
breanna is such a t-ttybear
noun: the t-ttybear occurs in that awkward, yet totally awesome, moment when a short man is submerged into the warmth and splendour of a considerably taller woman’s bosom. it is much like a motionless motorboat. it may also be used as euphemism for acts committed by catholic paedophiles…
also verb: to t-ttybear
dude, i totally saw you t-ttybear martha yesterday – nice!
(n.) a plaything of comfort for an adult or child, usually soft, plush, and attached to a woman.
example 1:
sister one: hey, can you watch susie tonight?
sister two: sure, what’s her bedtime?
sister one: doesn’t really matter, just make sure you hold her so she has access to your chest. susie can’t sleep without her t-tty bear.

example 2:
jackie: d-mn, i miss my girl.
jazz: what do you miss about her the most?
jackie: i just to fall asleep with my hand cupped around her right b–b. it’s been so hard falling asleep without my t-tty bear.
a term describing a female with an abnormal amount of hair on her t-ts.
person a: “what’d you think of that girl?”
person b: “no way man, she was hairy; she probably has t-tty bears.”

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