Titty beard
the abnormally excessive occurance of hair growth below a woman’s nipple, where upon seeing it you believe that you’ve me mike napoli of the red sox.
last night i met mike napoli. wait. no. it was my girlfriend’s t-tty beard. d-mn it. go mike!
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