Titty Biscuits


the result of when sweat mixes with excess powder applied to the breast area of women.
when you put lots of powder on your chest or down your shirt in order to keep cool in the heat, but your sweat mixes in with the powder and forms little clumps called “t-tty biscuits”.
baffled; puzzled; upset; the expression used to show dismay in an uncomprimising situation.
you won’t go out with me? t-tty biscuits!!
derived from a term that appears in weebl & bob.
1. often used to describe (1)when something bad has happened or (2)when a situation has turned bad.
2. biscuits of the t-t.
1.
(1) guy #1: we’re can’t go out till the rain lets up.
(1) guy #2: t-tty biscuits.

(2) guy #1: miss is gonna bust your -ss when she finds out you havn’t done the work.
(2) guy #2: t-tty biscuits.

2. t-tty biscuits are made of all things s-xtacular.
the cruft that acc-mulates around a homeless person’s nipples. eventually, depending on duration between washes and severity of external temperatures it is possible to lift them off the nipples and eat them. similar in size and shape to jammy dodgers, but without the jam. unless you have a cheese grater too or something…
those jammy dodgers were a bit off, i sensed a whiff of t-ttybiscuit about them…
as above, also possibly the best website in the entire world when you add dot com after the phrase.
t-tty biscuits: dude, have you checked out t-ttybiscuits dot com? i wish i registered that domain name first.

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