Titty-blinded
t-tty-blinded is when an individual makes an ill-informed decision due to the presence of br–sts (t-tties) in the area. this can range from wanting to hit up a girl that is otherwise uninteresting/b-tchy, but is attractive (usually nice t-ts) to merely being influenced into a decision because of women in the vicinity.
similar to bts, but not exclusively due to “big t-ts.”
oftentimes, the expression can be used by waving a hand in front of the face (a la nba player deshawn stevenson’s “i can’t feel my face” motion) while expressing that an individual has been “t-tty-blinded.” the motion can also be used without saying the phrase out loud to express the symptom more covertly.
“yo, angela is a b-tch. i can’t believe you’re trying to hit that up. you’re t-tty-blinded!”
“don’t get t-tty-blinded by that girl. she’s trouble.”
“why did you decide to go to that lame bar? were you t-tty-blinded?”
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