Titty Clock
telling a woman/girlfriend/wife the time by moving her b–bs in a specific direction.
left t-tty is the hour hand and right t-tty is the minute hand
12: 30 —> left t-tty pushed up, right t-tty pushed down
etc etc…
hey hunny do you know the time?
sure let me consult the t-tty clock
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