titty fuckin
intercourse of the br–sts. when a pre-p-b-sent midget from guatamala sticks his chafed love mechanism in between a purple gypsie orangutan’s fun bags in a thrusting motion…equal to the seizuring ethiopian baby resulting in the birth of ryan seacrest.
“remember that one time when we traveled to guatamala and saw that pre-p-b-sent midget stick his love mechanism in between that purple gypsie orangutan’s fun bag’s in a thrusting motion…equal to the seizuring ethiopian baby resulting in the birth of ryan seacrest? straight t-tty f-ckin madness i tell ya!!!!”
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