titty mongar
t-tty mongar is a ssssilly little animal that runs around the forest all day looking for little girls to gnaw on their b–bies. it rips the b–bies off the unsespecting girls and takes it back to their little nest high in the heavens of the clouds to eat them, for all to see.
get back to the tent girls, theres a t-tty mongar out there!
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