tituation
any situation in which a breast or pair of br–sts are interfering with one’s intentions, preventing one from going about their business and/or causing an overall ruckus.
1. sorry i’m late, i had to stop and buy a new bra because the one i had on was creating a real t-tuation for me.
2. the cold temperature in here is resulting in a serious t-tuation.
noun- a situation in which it involves you and a female with large t-ts that hinders/distracts you from your main objective/goal.
bill:hey did you finish filling out your time sheets?
bob: no i couldnt i was caught in a t-tuation with jill.
bill: jill? who is jill?
bob: the intern with the tig ole’ bitties…she is with human resources down stairs
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