Titus Drunk
t-tus drunk, also known as t.d., is a condition occurring in jewish women where a high level of alcohol consumption manifests an insatiable desire to get their mouths, v-g-n-s, and -n-ses s-xually debased in every conceivable way by noted actor and comedian christopher t-tus.
brenda was so t-tus drunk that she took off her pants and writhed on the floor begging christopher t-tus, who was on the television, to touch her naughty bits.
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