titwillican
a s-xual position where one person bones another through the eye socket and into the brain. after the violent banging is complete the living partner eats italian food.
i gave dean a t-twillican last night. i put his body in the dumpster.
a proper t-t willican is when you are getting oral from a beezy, and you take a spoon and scoop out her eyeball, and then proceed to f-ck her eyesocket. however, this is only a true t-t willican if immediately following this act you eat italian food (pizza counts).
dude, last night i was getting blown by this b-tch, and all of the sudden she starts grinding her teeth on my shaft. i had to give her the old t-t willican. never have i ever had a better bowl of spaghetti.
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