tivolepsy


when you are watching a dvr’d show and you forget to fast forward through the commercials (© joe stapleton, two jacks in the hole 2009)
my son may be r-t-rded but i got a d-mn bad case of tivolepsy. i never fast forward through my dvr’d shows.

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